You got to be douchin

like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces

guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.

guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.

(to guys are together and riding around)

guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up

guy two: dude you got to be douchin me

by Sk8terdouche July 7, 2010

She Got A dick

When a girl has a dick and you dont know or dont care

HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DICK! THIS SUCKS

Who Cares If She Got A Dick WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!

by Josh June 30, 2004

Got His Ass

The term to describe getting someones ass or the action of slaughtering underprivileged children.

After Baker and I beat up the handicap kids, we said to each other: "Got His Ass"

by Bob Tibbles November 23, 2006

Got your Neck

When your neck gets gotted

Lmao I got your neck

by Road Hoagie July 24, 2018

Havn't got a sausage

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.

Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'

by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009

I got nothin

The common phrase used when you got roasted so hard that you can’t think straight usually ending in you or somebody else fainting or you brain exploding because your a dumb twat.

Awwww shit I got nothin.

by I got nothin June 29, 2019

ha got em

your laughing at someone who messed up really bad that could get you in trouble too

Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM

OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck

by BattlemaniaYT subscibe to me January 23, 2017