Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?

by KayKayB May 18, 2024

Goblin Twink

Goblin Twinks are malnourished flamboyant men that're extremely gifted at making music. also for some reason they're often bisexual.

"I love David Bowie he's such a goblin twink
"We need more goblin twinks like Freddy Mercury."

by lemonboy1 December 4, 2025

Green goblin

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.

"Hey ash how was the party on Friday"
"It was awesome Stacey gave me a green goblin in the dunnies"

by Greenleaf September 25, 2016

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Goblin

A pound of marijuana

Zack wants to buy a goblin

by anonymous February 9, 2022

Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

Pepsi Goblin

A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.

Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job

by Ben Grove May 26, 2024