Facebook Tourette's

A moment in which you have no control over what you say on the social-networking site Facebook. Generally, this indescretion is only for a moment- just long enough to say something stupid on a friend's wall. Or, if you're an idiot with no sense of shame, these Facebook Tourette's "attacks" may last for hours, even days, on end. These attacks are not limited to Facebook, and may happen on any site where users can comment or write statements.

I wasn't going to say that on her wall, but then Facebook Tourette's kicked in and I couldn't help myself.

by Mick O'Tilly January 28, 2009

facebook slut

A person who is very promiscuous with who he or she friend requests on facebook.

She has over 2,000 friends, what a facebook slut!

by Horrace P. MT February 20, 2010

facebook atheist

Someone who denies the existence of Facebook.

She likes to email. She's a Facebook atheist. She denies the hypebeast, which is awesome.

by Howling Dowling August 11, 2010

Facebook Vulture

One who will contact an attractive male or female friend on face book within the first few weeks of the victim's relationship status change from "In A Relationship with..." to "Single" ... Classy Facebook Vultures will usually make first contact through the private messaging service as to avoid a high creepiness rating from the public while the less skilled will post on your wall. These wall posts usually have a reference to an inside joke from the past.

Whoa... Check it out! Anna-Lu just broke up with Chris! I bet if i'm the first person to post on her wall she'll wanna hang out and be all vulnerable and make out with me! -Male Facebook Vulture



O M G Todd and Becky just split up! I'm gonna write on Todd's wall so when he gets his hot sweaty dick online he'll know i care about him!! - Female Facebook Vulture

by Po7zer October 17, 2008

Facebook Effect

The feeling of déjà vu one often experiences upon meeting someone one has friended or Facebooked, but has never actually met in person.

Person A: "I feel like I've met you before."
Person B: "Yeah. I feel the same way."
Person A {struck by a strong realization}: "Oh! Do you have Facebook?"
Person B {struck with similar sense as Person A}: "Yes I do. That's where I know you from!"
Person A: "Dude! We totally just experienced the Facebook Effect!"
Person B: "Crazy!"

by mmccroskey July 27, 2006

Facebook Ammo

Any embarrassing, demoralizing or downright hideous picture of somebody saved on another friends camera that could be used against them for blackmail.

"Hey you better not take the last sprite or I'll put that picture of you after you spilled eggnog on your crotch at the Christmas party on facebook!"

"Damn, thats some pretty good facebook ammo"

by shovin' buddies December 26, 2009

facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009