cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

clip around the ear

When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.

If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear

by Polsy July 31, 2017

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Ear-e-oke

Involuntarily singing to the music that is playing in your headphones when your in public

Chloe's ear-e-oke singing made the whole bus sad

by UchelloZZ May 17, 2019

That’s Got Some Ear On It

A comment after hearing loud burping or flatulence. Mainly used in the south

Damn Joe That’s Got Some Ear On It

by Swaggyobservationalist July 17, 2021

right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.

Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.

by jsdick100 October 24, 2022