Dan

An alcoholic who lives in an alternate reality filled with nothing but lies. Gets so drunk he pees and poops on himself and all over the wall and floors. A theiv8ng lying narcissistic jerk who drinks and drives and doesn't give a thought about anyone else.

Your not just a loser. Ur a Dan.

by Sinful Sweetness July 21, 2025

Dan Wold

Little bitch
Looks like a 40 year old male but is only a little boy
Likes wiener

Know that guy Dan Wold?
Yeah he’s a little bitch!

by leggomyeggo December 11, 2023

Dan Trainor

Ethans uncle backwards over the fence in Manchester if you know what I mean

Dan Trainor = uncle idiot

by Joe McCoy September 19, 2021

dan

Cool person

good music taste, will box people like Tyson Fury and acts lke a dan

by outrageouslilian November 10, 2020

Dirty Dan

Fuck a bitch in the ass just to pull out mid stroke to switch holes and cum in her pussy

Jeez, Harry pulled a dirty dan on me. Now I need to get a pregnancy test

by Ismokeweedonregularbases September 10, 2021

Dan Vs

A great television show that was on The Hub (now known as discovery family) but it was cancelled on March 9th 2013.

The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Dan Vs?

Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?

Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!

by okfinenoob November 12, 2023

Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021