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cleaned house

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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cleans biggest fan

@taylorswifts.bsf
@taylorswifts.bsf is cleans biggest fan!
by iloveonj February 4, 2024
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President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.
"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Piss Clean

A phrase used to describe an instrumental section with exceptional cohesiveness; often used in the marching arts.
Oh man, that drumline was Piss Clean!
by robot rage baiter August 10, 2024
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clean

not possessing or containing anything illegal, especially drugs or stolen goods.
"I searched him and his luggage, and he was clean"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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