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Clapped

Word to describe someone as idiotic or stupid
Tom: Bruh I just swore at the teacher
Jim: Dude you’re CLAPPED.
by Nathan Rodgers January 21, 2019
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Clapped

Dude 1: Man that guys clapped! Did you just see that!
Dude 2: I know right!
by MainChick May 11, 2015
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Clap for Carers

A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.
Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
by ReferToMedics May 28, 2020
mugGet the Clap for Carersmug.

clapped up

When you look trash because something happened to you. Can be physical or something about your appearance.
--Can be used as clapped up or clapped 'subject' up--
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
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"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
by cool.dude.6969 September 24, 2023
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
mugGet the Clapping meat pursemug.

Clapped

Hiij monkey
Yuiihgy clapped us a strong word
by Hijffrsxvbj July 28, 2021
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