When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
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Get the chocolate cigar mug.Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
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