Canada

land of fake ass bacon and fake ass tits

what the fuck this isnt bacon and these arent tits. Canada fucking sucks.

by imanassclown August 22, 2011

Canada

America's gay hat to the north

When people wonder what a gay hat looks like, they look at Canada

by America, eff ya March 4, 2010

Canada's History

The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"

Colbert (ie Canada's history)

by Cubs fan12313 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.

Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."

by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"

Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"

by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.

That girl and I studied "Canada's History" last night with some guys from the hockey team, ey.

by just.jb February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act

Yikes! Canada's History

by captain Awesome1 February 4, 2010