tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

querida's apple bottom

tempting. sexy. cute.

Baby wants a bite out of querida's apple bottom.

by querida's baby July 3, 2018

classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

by Fameless March 7, 2019

Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail

by Eskorpija May 20, 2016

Crack Rock Bottom

Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.

Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."

by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013

bottom feeding grub

Typically a commonly named grub called the LankWayne or RancidLuci from the lowest of the low class of grubs. They're hairy and disgusting. They eat all the putrid shit found in the gutter from which it lives and spend their sorry existence telling these made up trash stories.

Did you hear about that/those bottom feeding grub now?!

I'm so glad I'm not a bottom feeding grub! I like showers and accurate info!
You're a bottom feeding grub, clean your act up!

by Pot'O'Crystal December 18, 2022

Rock Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, the collector is so attached to they would have to experience an all-time low in life before they would even consider parting with that possession.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this collectable is going with me to wherever is next, and I don’t want to know what kind of rock bottom I would have to hit before I seriously considered parting with it, I just hope and pray I never find out, as this is my rock bottom collectable!

by Phlavor January 12, 2023