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tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.
Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.
by zipper13 May 9, 2011
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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
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spyro205 is a bottom and cums

spyro205 is a bottom and cums is sus
by sidthespoon December 17, 2021
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red bottom pimp

A pimp who takes good care of his girls. A pimp who puts money back into his bitches. Red bottom refers to Louis Vuitton shoes a pimp might buy his girl so as to attract high paying tricks.
“He ain’t no ho hustler, he’s a real red bottom pimp.”
by FrenchKitten7942 April 10, 2022
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Rock Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, the collector is so attached to they would have to experience an all-time low in life before they would even consider parting with that possession.
Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this collectable is going with me to wherever is next, and I don’t want to know what kind of rock bottom I would have to hit before I seriously considered parting with it, I just hope and pray I never find out, as this is my rock bottom collectable!
by Phlavor January 12, 2023
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The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.
Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.
by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022
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classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone
I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off
by Fameless March 7, 2019
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