Jack: Dude, I heard u slept with Katie on Friday.
Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.
Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.
by Jonas Swenson March 11, 2008
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To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"
Mike: "What why?"
Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
Mike: "What why?"
Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
by bret1020393 August 25, 2011
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Get the gay bandit mug.not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.
Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof
Jimmy: Woof
by simon gardner September 13, 2006
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Get the Biddie mug.The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.
by PB hater August 16, 2008
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