much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008

you can do better then that

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away

You can do better then that guy

by G4gman November 17, 2017

bester

gooder than good but badder than goodest

You Lexus GS400 Grand sport luxury sports car is bester than the Lexus ES 300 Executive Sedan. My Lexus LS400 Luxury Sports car with the sports luxury package is the bestest.

by TimSooHoo October 3, 2009

You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

grocery beater

n. a vehichle (usually a station wagon) that emits blue/black smoke out of the tail pipe and contains at least .5 pounds (8oz.) of rust on the exterior of the vehicle.It must also having missing or non-matching hubcaps. A substitute for the previous desciption would be a broken window cover by plastic. It could be used for activities such as picking up groceries or the mail.

My friend bought a grocery beater and he fills up his oil and checks his gas.

by Integra_140 May 16, 2006

mouth beater

Someone who sucks dick
Someone who loves to participate in oral sex

The "mouth beater" sucked everybody on the block

by Baby kill May 26, 2007