Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020

mike keiran

Legend has it his kicks can shatter stone.. Always there for his boys, never leaves a man behind..

That's not Mike Keiran is it?

It is! Were saved! Long live the king :D

by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Mike G

He's Blacking out

"I'm blacking out.." -Mike G

by AnIceCube March 28, 2021