Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
Get the Master Ashleymug. Ashley is a sweet and loving girl who always cares about others before herself. She doesn’t care what people think about her as long as she is happy. Everyone who meets her is lucky to have her on their live. She doesn’t listen to other people when she makes her own choice, because she knows she will be right. She is very independent but still likes to ask for help when she doesn’t know what she to do or things are getting tough. She loves her friends and family and thinks of her friends as family. She’s not really a fan of big presents or suprises but she will except small gifts from her friends and family. She lives when her friends say that she is right or even listen to her when she has a good idea.
When someone pisses her off, don’t mess with her. She hates when people try to act someone their not, especially her friends, she will tell then strait up if she doesn’t like the way their acting. Even though her friends piss her off sometimes she still loves them to death.
When someone pisses her off, don’t mess with her. She hates when people try to act someone their not, especially her friends, she will tell then strait up if she doesn’t like the way their acting. Even though her friends piss her off sometimes she still loves them to death.
they were all waiting for ASHLEY.
by Bailey Terror July 11, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. by Ashley in Law April 27, 2017
Get the Ashley in lawmug. An average name for a not so average girl
She'll destroy you if you do something disrespectful to her friends or herself. She puts herself before anyone else!
She'll destroy you if you do something disrespectful to her friends or herself. She puts herself before anyone else!
by caeser.salade March 19, 2023
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is that girl that EVERYONE hates. Ashley probably thinks she'll all that but everyone knows she really isn't! So, if you find an Ashley, RUN. You'll thank me later.
Girl 1: Omg I freaking hate Ashley.
Girl 2: What?! She seems so nice and fun to be around!
Girl 1: Yeah, I thought she was like that a few years back too. Then, she turned into a backstabbing bitch who should go die in a whole!
Girl 2: What?! She seems so nice and fun to be around!
Girl 1: Yeah, I thought she was like that a few years back too. Then, she turned into a backstabbing bitch who should go die in a whole!
by gymnast2004 June 8, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. A female who posses the most delectable, shiny, juicy, scrumptious, gigantic pussy lips known to man. Her pussy lips inside of her pants might be mistaken for the fish from the Super Mario Bros franchise.
Person 1: Hey did you see that chick? She had some absolutely succulent looking pussy lips.
Person 2: C'mon bro you know I couldn't resist staring at those lips.
Person 1: She's for sure an Ashley.
Person 2: Word!
Person 2: C'mon bro you know I couldn't resist staring at those lips.
Person 1: She's for sure an Ashley.
Person 2: Word!
by Peen S. Tourchùre July 3, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. When a girl shaves her eyebrows off so she can draw in or stick on new ones that look totally different on her face.
Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
“Yo, when Steve took Ashley to the Tampa Bay Lightning game- she donned her Ashley Brows. It took her 1 hr to shave off her natural eyebrows and pencil in some Mings.”
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
by No Tango and no Cash September 19, 2023
Get the Ashley browsmug.