July 16

A day where you can drop all your friends and be alone and they can’t get mad

Friend:hey you have not talked to me all day

Me:it’s July 16
Friend:ohhh

by A simp😔💔 January 23, 2021

julie&louis

Julie and Louis are the perfect couple. Of course Julie is a beautiful soft funny girl and Louis is very EXTREMLY grateful for her. Let's not forget that Julie is very romantic and loves her bf so much that after she sent their names to Mars 2026 she even wrote this whole thing for him. Oh god she loves him...
Also, Louis has a big cock; and Julie loves that too.

- Have you seen those people holding hands?
- Oh yeah they are so cute, they must be a Julie&Louis couple.

by julief68 May 14, 2021

july 22

Cool ppl are born on this day

It’s July 22 you know what that means

by Facts for days May 29, 2021

July 17

Spank your bf/gf butt day! A day were you give that big booty a smack and they can’t say anything about it!

Kally: hey Kyle *smacks butt*
Kyle:hey what the crap babe

Kelly:honey it’s July 17!
Kyle:oh crud!!!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

July 16

if u were born on july 16 ur either lesbian or bi and your name starts with either P, or N

my birthday is on july 16

by -NRC March 3, 2022

Juul July

You can bring your juul) anywhere and use your juul anywhere.

“I’m excited for “Juul July” because i get to bring my juul to mcdonald’s and juul in line!”

by imbored188 December 31, 2019

7th July

1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!

I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.

"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006