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Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.
a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.
by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020
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Tims

"Check out my new tims!"
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Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)
"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"
by _LEE_ December 14, 2023
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Tim Cooney

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain
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Tim

Someone who creates both fear and joy within the hearts of many he is mainly is the weird annoying kid in the back of the class that no one trusts or cares about .
" hey what's that kid doing "
" oh he's just being tim"
by Yhtommit October 9, 2019
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Tim

a very strange individual that gives motivational advice, and flirts with people while drunk, and he is very cringes doing it

he seems creepy but he doesn't wanna be and he will caress your hand when you will not want to
OMG, that drunk dude that hit on me was such a Tim...
OMG rlly...
by AshZara__ March 7, 2022
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Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
by LillithofHell December 3, 2023
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