by doglover96 December 24, 2018
Get the DANmug. The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
by glebus June 17, 2024
Get the dans ma troussemug. DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM
GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY
GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?
GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW
GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?
GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW
GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN
by 2315433122 January 30, 2022
Get the dAnmug. I've been Danned
by Brounie333 September 20, 2025
Get the Dannedmug. He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
by Headondan69 September 9, 2019
Get the DANmug. by WelpImFucked May 1, 2022
Get the Danmug. by a dan dream May 16, 2022
Get the a danmug.