Slippery Dylan

The act of tongue punching your grandma, usually unexpectedly.

The other night I walked in on my sleeping grandma and I put my tongue in her anus, in other words I pulled off a "Slippery Dylan".

by SeedyRay May 29, 2017

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

by The all knower December 9, 2012

Tampa Dylan

Tampa Dylan is an incredibly powerful being. This being was born when Dylan Remick went to Tampa and posted super drippy pics on Instagram.

The world could easily be destroyed by Tampa Dylan.

by SleepyPanda123 May 27, 2021

Dylan James

The most unique name ever that I have I have only herd once and likes to throw snow balls at innocent girls outside

And love Nike joggers because they make is magnum dong bigger when you look at it

Not that you should be looking at it but isn’t so big that it catches both your eyeballs

Oooo lick it’s Dylan James go over and lick it

by Cichy club January 1, 2022

Dylan stiles

A super fucked up person with a little baby dick and to much pubic hair

Fat fags Dylan stiles

by Caelan June 18, 2014

dylan’s pp

the smallest shit i ever seen in my fucking life i can’t even feel that shit i just tickles my buthole

dylan’s pp shorter than ya moms

by Neck hhfbkfbirjoñfghjkłpòi June 3, 2020

Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019