sewer waffle

Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.

Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 June 11, 2018

queenly waffle

A magnificently decorated waffle

That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.

by FigmaScrotum June 12, 2018

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.

You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.

by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018

Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.

Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

raw waffle

When a waffle is eaten fresh out of the freezer.

I was in such a rush this morning I couldn't cook, so I just grabbed a raw waffle.

by The 7 of 7 November 2, 2018

Space Waffle

A waffle that’s in space.

Aaron is a space waffle. And a cuck.

by Slazie November 14, 2018