Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023

Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck

Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere

by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?

“Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”

by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019