Wally

A very perverted creepy looking person.

Person #1: Look at the kid
Person #2: I know he must be a wally.

by MLIA= awesomee May 10, 2010

steamboat willy

To burrow your nose into an anus durring sexaul playtime. Also known as a Grundle.

The key to any good Grundle or steamboat willy is copious amounts of ass sweat.

by Tasty Time October 29, 2012

little willy

A slang term for a penis that is large when it is erect, and small when it is docile. As it is almost impossible to be born with, it is considered quite a commodity. Very few people have little willys.

Guy #1: Hey did you see Paul? Homiez up in here be saying he has a small richard. But girlz be crankin that he be packing a 9 incher.
Guy #2: I want to see it. I want to see his little willy.

by smdx15 September 12, 2010

willy wanka

A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

by Zerxes September 4, 2006

Willy

A "Willy" is usually a little chubby kid with a high pitched voice and glasses who enjoys dancing and singing for other little kids. They are also know as Willy Browns, or HollistaWilly's. They are usually compared with filthy clowns, a subspecies of the Willy brown. Willy's also dont have any specific gender, they are mostly shemales. They are known to have huge lisps and have a passionate love for "Sealand". Willy's enjoy flicking the bean and fucking the pop. Willy's are found in their natural habitat of Swaziland.

Matt: "Whoah, wtf was that high pitched, screeching noise?"
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."

Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!

by Abdul Atamy May 6, 2014

wally

a male human being who enjoys being finger fucked by three fingers in the ass while getting a blowjob.

allie says: its wally time. wally says: ok let me bend over.

by bob bill george chicken March 10, 2009

One-Eyed Willy

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006