Fashionable Wanker

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.

"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"

by Michael Clifford's girlfriend June 22, 2013

sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset

"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"

by L@ndo August 5, 2014

to walker

Driving a car and accidently hitting to a complete stop an inanimate object, usually a lamp post or a tree.

A: Hey Eric! Have you seen Bob?
B: Nah, I heard I walkered(to walker) on the highway last night.

by Holyrum April 29, 2017

cameron walker

Cameron Walker is a pretty solid guy. Cameron walker is always able to spread wisdom with his wise sayings and can usually do stuff. He’s also pretty hecking woke.

“Dude did you see Cameron Walker’s comment on Instagram?”
“Yeah he’s so wise, I was inspired to live life to the fullest”

by 13Beans December 24, 2017

JAKE WALKER

very short dick he had no brains he is short and when he goes out he looks at the mirror he passes out and has had 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 plastic surgreys but he still looks like bullshit

its a jake walker run holy shit

by lol suc itttttt January 16, 2018

Immy Walker

Immy is so stunning! She has the perfect body and is going to be tiktok famous! She is super funny and you can’t live without her! She is super trustworthy. She has the cutest hair and an amazing sense of style!

“look it’s immy walker, she’s tiktok famous right?”

by heyy:p!! May 26, 2020

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022