ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

UR MOM

Ur mom is a important part of every sentence.

Joe: Hey, what r u doing today?

Deez: UR MOM

by urmomisgoodsoup April 7, 2022

Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 11, 2019

Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.

Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.

by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021