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skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.
You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”
by Gggfdd January 12, 2023
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YOUR BASE

its a typo from Zork
by pseudogod420 February 2, 2005
mugGet the YOUR BASEmug.

All Your Base

At first, it was stated with in a game for the Sega Genesis known as "Zero Wing". In which the enemy states "All Your Base Are Belong to Us." The game otherwise was fine it seems, I never played it truely, but looked up on it.

Later a flash movie was made, in which the intro was the scene the phrase was stated then lead to a catchy song. THe words are only versions of "All your base" "all your base are belong to us" and a catchy tune. All the while a flashing of screenshots with the words "All Your Base" are put in to match quite nicely.

To see this and many other renderings, I suggest Newgrounds.
1) How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

2)All your Base (Base...Base..)
All your base, are belong to us.
by HowlerSilver November 14, 2005
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finish in home base

Hey Neil do you still finish in home base cause your girlfriend is on the pill.
by halfman neil June 11, 2006
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third base coach

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.
I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.
by zwill May 25, 2006
mugGet the third base coachmug.

base edge bevel

The base edge bevel is the degree of upward ski or snowboard edge angle away from the snow surface.

Base edge bevel allows the ski or snowboard to skid at the beginning of the turn, prior to hooking-up or engaging a turn. The result is that the ski or snowboard is less likely to get caught-up on the snow and throw the rider into the woods.

Too much base edge bevel can result in skidding a turn or not having enough edge hold on the firm, hard snow surfaces resulting in a yard sale.
I love turning screws as a ski tech, but that Edge Head bitching about his base edge bevel not giving him enough edge hold is enough to piss off the Pope.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
mugGet the base edge bevelmug.

Rule of Bases

A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.

1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.

4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.

For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.

For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.

Adults: Sex on first date.
A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
by acavern December 14, 2014
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