Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

Nike elite pound cake

When u got a Nike elite backpack while eating some pound cake

“ yo this Nike elite is thug and so is this pound cake” Nike elite pound cake

by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025

Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Pound pals

Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town

by WTT82 December 6, 2018

Dawg Pound

A Dawg Pound Is A Place Where Heroin (Dawg Food) Is Sold

Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?

The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food

by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020