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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
mugGet the Anti grab-private-things daymug.

national grab ass day

on april 11th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by asofhas June 17, 2019
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Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah
by Li rod wave November 30, 2019
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Grab Anything Day

You’re allowed to grab any part of a girl or boy on May 2nd
“Todays May 2nd!”

“Isn’t that national grab anything day?”
Hell yeah man!”
by SomeoneWhosHere May 1, 2023
mugGet the Grab Anything Daymug.

Grab

My New Year’s resolution is to Grab all my enemies
by Sliccxwigsplitter May 27, 2024
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