basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

Santa

Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,

Son: Dad look its santa!
Father: shut the fuck up

by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024

Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.

Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022