1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
