COVID-Dick

Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis

by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

Covid-👿

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.

Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.

by Covido December 2, 2020

Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19

Can you send me a covid nude?

by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021

Covid

This is a cold that makes you feel very very hungry and horny, craving dick and mcdonald’s😩😩

Covid- Hump me fuck me

by chiccen strips daddy February 2, 2022

Covid Charlie

A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.

Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.

Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.

by YubNub83 November 14, 2020

Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 20, 2020