Taylor Swift

A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)

Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy

by lovinghimwasred February 18, 2022

Zoe Taylor

All Taylor’s are milfs, especially Zoe Taylor, she can party all night and still look sexy asf.

Me: GO ON zoe Taylor

Zoe: ANOTHER ROUND FOR EVERYONE!!!
Me: YES ZOE WE LOVE YOU

by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 30, 2020

Taylor Jarvis

An unknown creature from the seas that no one knows about. He was dropped off from Port a potties and it’s an unknown thing that comes from the sea in an iceberg

Taylor Jarvis was lost at sea

by Lilaclicker January 30, 2020

Taylor Swift

A goddess who is worshiped by millions around the world. Many people pray to Taylor Swift by sacrificing dead cows and their children.

Person 1: Who's Taylor Swift
Person 2: The best person to walk the planet
Person H: FUCK YEAH

by mydadisbaldlmao March 30, 2022

gage taylor

Someone whom acts like a retarded Californian surfer

Your acting like a gage taylor

by Yewt yest YEET December 27, 2018

Zac Taylor

On a scale of Man to Shit, Bengals coach Zac Taylor ranks just above liquid feces. He’s incapable of not sucking, and his incompetence is only rivaled by Mike Brown. His failures, while copious, lack a modicum of intrigue. His wife hangs out at shit hole bars.

Well we just got back on the road after taking a massive Zac Taylor.

by Captain Carlton Von Suck Hag September 20, 2021

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift aka the music industry

-Hey do you know how is Taylor Swift?
- Yes omg, she is the music industry

by alisonswift February 11, 2021