Guy 1: Dude, I was about to cum hard last night but had to stop myself because I was in my grandmas house
Guy 2: Dont be tricking your chicken like that.
What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.
Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!
The act of a man being in a bathtub full of water, then taking a living fly, removing it's wings and placing it atop his erect penis which is slightly risen above water level. The fly will then proceed to search endlessly for an exit surrounded by water.