Tool

a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.
A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.
by KatiePansy February 07, 2011
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"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild
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a complete idiot who speaks when nobody wants to hear them talk. who is extremely ignortant. and does dumb things when some people think its funny, but everyone else thinks its extremely retarded. and pushes everyone to the point where nobody like them anymore. also known as a complete tool or a dickhead.
"nahinyomekralc"; any tool or WRESTLER or jock who thinks their good at everything or a sport; a total tool
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Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.
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Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 11, 2012
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1. (n.) One who lacks intelligence, and therefore is used by other people. One who is easily taken advantage of. Often lacking individuality and self-esteem.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.
1. "We need, like, 200 bucks. Let's call up Joe, that guy is an absolute tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."
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One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
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