Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020

Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

Goon Knight

This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.

Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.

by goonknight March 6, 2025

goon

a goon is a person who does anything a person says. backing one person up in a conversation. a goon is like a persons minion.

sam: says shampoo is bad for you
harry: no its not!
jayden: backs up sam and sides with him
harry: ur so his goon!

by yuuyuyuy987435 April 28, 2021

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

by Lil jawn July 25, 2025

Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.

He rage gooned last night.

by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025