-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean August 13, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. Jason you suck at fertnite!!
by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
by Wazking June 23, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. 
"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."
by Sour P.J June 30, 2019
Get the Jason Paylormug. Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.
Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.
He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈
Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.
One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.
He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.
He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.
He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈
Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.
One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.
He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.
He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌
Girl 1: oooohhh
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌
Girl 1: oooohhh
by User1779494 March 22, 2024
Get the Jasonmug.