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chicken mel

the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
Heisenberg: chicken mel is shit
Bleddyn: agreed
by crafter97 April 24, 2022
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Chicken wingman

The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.
Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."

Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
by FigData June 20, 2016
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Chicken putty

A chicken putty is something you eat at you're gf house
Lemme get some of tht chicken putty
by Houseoutloud October 11, 2019
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Chicken Butt

Friend #1: Guess What #2
Friend #2: What?
Friend #1: Chicken Butt!
Friend#2: You Bastard!!!
by DABLOCK970 May 14, 2023
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Full Chicken

When she gives up that pussy and that ass and lets you just go to pound town on both.
Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.

I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Chicken kebabe

There can only be one chicken kebabe to one lamb kebaby.

A nick name for the most important person to you can only be used when you have stumbled across true love .
She’s my chicken kebabe I’m her lamb kebaby
by Created by Kieran April 9, 2023
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chicken flea

There is an empty can of Vienna sausages. The chicken flea must have been here! She would give her left toe for those.
by Heyitsmesir July 22, 2019
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