the worst footballer on planet earth.
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
he can hardly kick a ball, and talks the talk but cannot walk the walk
by crafter97 April 24, 2022
Get the chicken melmug. The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.
Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."
by FigData June 20, 2016
Get the Chicken wingmanmug. by Houseoutloud October 11, 2019
Get the Chicken puttymug. by DABLOCK970 May 14, 2023
Get the Chicken Buttmug. Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Full Chickenmug. There can only be one chicken kebabe to one lamb kebaby.
A nick name for the most important person to you can only be used when you have stumbled across true love .
A nick name for the most important person to you can only be used when you have stumbled across true love .
by Created by Kieran April 9, 2023
Get the Chicken kebabemug. There is an empty can of Vienna sausages. The chicken flea must have been here! She would give her left toe for those.
by Heyitsmesir July 22, 2019
Get the chicken fleamug.