bologna taco

As the name implies, it is a bologna based taco. However the key difference is instead of using a taco shell the slice of bologna is being used as the taco shell. The toppings such as mustard are then directly applied to the bologna.

It is one type of a poorman's sandwich.

Dude: Hey man, I am starving.
Guy: I am outta bread, so go make yourself a bologna taco.
Dude: I better not get listeria.

by Matthew Crabbe October 24, 2008

Shocko Taco

N. Variant of the Shocker in which the index, middle and pinky fingers are dipped in hot sauce

My girl loves the shocko taco, but she draws the line at mild.

by Victra March 3, 2009

yoit taco

when the massive load of cum causes one's lips to become sealed shut with gewy-stickyness after performing the act of fellatio.

i gave this hobo a yoit taco the other day that left him speechless for days.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

glossy taco

another way simplynailogical says glossy topcoat

simplynailogical: now we're gonna put on a nice glossy taco on our nails

by Skyler_zxz April 18, 2018

Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

tacomatism

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.

1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.

by Chad Baker January 5, 2005