Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

by J84* February 23, 2014

Sock Tease

The act of arousing someone with a foot fetish by lengthening the process of a sock removal.

My girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish, so she gave me a sock tease it took her almost two minutes for her to get those stinky socks off!

by Bobjoelman February 25, 2018

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022