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Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
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Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.
John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.
by ContentDevil November 20, 2011
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smoking snail

a snail that smokes
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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smoking lung

A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.
Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"
by thewordman777 February 9, 2018
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smoking straw

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl
wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!
by dopey jones October 18, 2008
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Smoking it Irish

To smoke a cigarette, rollie or fag without using a filter.
How do you smoke your rollies
I like Smoking it Irish
by Coco17555 December 12, 2019
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deck of smokes

Slang. A single package of filtered cigarettes. Named for its resemblance to a deck of cards, in shape and size.
I bought a new deck of smokes for the trip.

He smoked a deck of smokes a day, back then.
by BlackOrchid August 11, 2021
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