Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.

John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.

by ContentDevil November 20, 2011

smoking snail

a snail that smokes

"Yo smoking snail!"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

smoking turkies

Slang for shooting turkies.

We gonna be smoking turkies in the woods tonight. We got nightvision, police scanners, tear gas, straps, bats, knives and all that gangsta shit.

by unlicensed BigGameHunter August 30, 2010

smoking stugg

smoking weed

I was smoking stugg the other day, and I swear I could feel the earth revolving.

by torithetiger June 7, 2010

smoking straw

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl

wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!

by dopey jones October 18, 2008

Smoking wifey

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

by Beauty and the Keif September 8, 2016