cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.

Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.

by Le Wease July 29, 2024

Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.

Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.

by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024

Sizzly Slide

When one partner during sex has flaming diarrhea and shits on the other partner from head to toe and slides down the partner the same way that the person shat. It’s also a Pokémon Move.

A: I didn’t feel too good last afternoon.
B: So what did you do?
A: Well, I didn’t want to stop, but my ass was gonna burst, so I did a Sizzly Slide, and felt better.

by Bidchomp April 26, 2020

St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.

John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide

by SteveHarveysMustache May 29, 2018

Ref slide

Ref slide (noun):
A movement used by referees to quickly position themselves for a better view of the action, typically involving a slide on the feet, knees, or body. Common in MMA and amateur wrestling for practical visibility, and often exaggerated in pro wrestling for dramatic effect. The slide’s form can vary widely, but its purpose is consistent: to stay close and focused on the fight.

“He hit a textbook ref slide, dropped in smooth, eyes on the action, ready to make the call.”

by XDefineThingsX May 13, 2025

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024