Scottie

A guy who is being cheated on by his girfriend, usually nearly right in the face.
Originated from the film Eurotrip, were the lead, Scottie was dumped by his gf in the beggining, and from which the Song "scottie doesn't know is taken'

Lover: Where is your Scottie today?
Girl: He is at home studying, I told him I am going out with a girl friend.

by Mariangela August 15, 2005

Scottsdale

Biggest city in Arizona. There is a higher percentage of upper middle class citizens than in other cities, but not in a good way. It just creates a bunch of upper middle class kids who are dilletante alcoholics, dilletante pot-smokers, wiggers, or self-proclaimed punks. However, it isn't a desert here like everyone thinks. All the suburban areas have lots of grass, and the only places with no vegetation are the areas being cleared out for new buildings.

I am watching a rumble between white kids who wear clothes that are too big and white kids who wear clothes that are too small. Don't try to fit it. It's Scottsdale.

by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

Scott

1. The best (one of the best) quickscopers of all time

2. Nazis in the form of Zombies, bow down to him on Kino with the ZeusCannon and the upgraded ray gun.

3. Loves to play with MachineOfVachine, and they tend to merk shit up on MW2.

4. very smexy with muscles, and also A FUCKING ALLSTAR.

person: see that swim suit model there.
person 2: ya that's a scott.

by MachineOfVachine May 27, 2011

scott

usually an over-obsessive person

Scott was so obsessed.

by hhhiiiiii12234853 April 7, 2010

Scottish Girl

Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.

I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)

by Devans101 May 21, 2011

Scotologist

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."

by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010