The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.
by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024
Get the Periodmug. It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
by anonymous January 4, 2024
Get the Periodmug. In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodgemug. A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
Get the Period wizardmug. I got so mad at him when he cheated on me that I went to the restroom and made a fresh period bomb. Taught him not to mess with me.
by bellalyn June 24, 2025
Get the period bombmug. by DarkNinja89348473497 June 6, 2022
Get the Periodmug. When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.
Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!
Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.
by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013
Get the living period to periodmug.