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poser punk

I can't afford to shop at Hot Topic anyways.
by Bob's Daughter March 2, 2004
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1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.
Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."
by mbarfiel February 4, 2010
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poseur

A person who pretends to be someone he/she is not. Can be used in both the English and French languages. Means the same thing as poser.
Stop being a poseur and stay true to yourself.
by I.P. Greenish December 28, 2005
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Urban Posh Boy

Well spoken Public School boy who act and behaves like Chavs(townie) or people from the ghetto.

wearing smart school uniform while beatboxing and rapping.
type in youtube -

Justin Brett Stand Up at The Tricycle Part 3

this should explain it all.

example of an Urban Posh Boy - using a poor man's rap and transform it to a well literated piece of art taking the piss out of the lower classes.
by poshpeoplegonebad December 3, 2010
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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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Post-cringe

Refers to speech or behavior characterized by a banal, affectless disregard for the violation of proper taste and/or societal norms, generally driven by a belief that the traditional social order has been irreparably disrupted and thus certain actions that were once considered cringeworthy have become commonplace.
Derived from the literary genre pioneered by Chandler Morrison, which often involves characters who partake in reprehensible actions that are described with a flat tone of nonchalance, and that furthermore fail to elicit appropriate reactions from other characters present in the scene being depicted.
How was the dinner party?

Ugh, it was so post-cringe. There was this guy who was wearing white after Labor Day and talking about all of the people he's killed with a hatchet, but no one even batted an eye.
by extremelyonline91 December 3, 2019
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posting

chillin' or relaxin' in one place
yo word is dat, he postin' at hiz momma'z crib
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