plantt.whore

plantt.whore someone semi-popular on instagram that fucks plants for a living she thinks she’s cute when really she looks like Donald trump fucked a monkey! She eats ass everyday at 7am!!

Dude 1- holy shit have you heard of plantt.whore?
Dude 2- shes that bitch that fucks plants right?
Dude 1- yeah!
Dude 2- I sent her a dick pic one time!!

by bandtrash101 September 1, 2018

planefucker

One who fucks planes/obsesses about planes

Mike stop being a planefucker

by TimmothyMcBumbsquat November 14, 2018

planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.

NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!

by Sprontislife April 28, 2019

Plantation Drink

A mixed drink containing 1 part whiskey 1 part Kahlua and no cream. Unlike the Confederate Drink, this is a pure North American mixed-drink without all the aggravating white shit.

No confederate drink for me, because of my acid re-flux a plantation drink will work just fine.

by M&MEnterprizes August 24, 2019

Plant Fetish

Having a deep love for plants that you are obsessed. Some people with a plant fetish even go as far as steal plants from others, to take home and spend more intimate time with them.

- Monica why are you stealing that plant?

- "because I love plants - I have a plant fetish"

by Montron1820 September 11, 2019

planet3arth

Creator of tower battles.

Follow Planet3arth if you live on earth.

by Tower Battles September 18, 2020

PlantsBrook School

Plantsbrook school is a crappy school. The new build already has damp and is so crampt. The students range from the poshest pricks to chavs. And every student knows the length of their skirt, they are fully aware. And yet the teachers keep going on. No one gives two shits about the uniform standard because its stupid and frankly futile.

Sophia goes to PlantsBrook School, she hates it there

by Annoying Human November 8, 2020