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Pirate Johnny

A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.
by Schmorgy October 21, 2017
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Pirate

a person who attacks and robs ships at sea.
I’m going to find the treasure because I’m a pirate!”
by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
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Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019
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Pirateposting

An act nearly identical to shitposting but usually involving pirates in its memes.
Person 1: "Hey so what did you do last night, Jon?"
Person 2: "Not much, just watched some TV and-?"
Pirateposter: "Yarg! I have just been found guilty of 7 accounts of tax fraud and 2 accounts of contraband and am having me cove plundered by the police as part of the investigation."
Person 2: "This is why we don't talk anymore, Steve, not since your OTHER Pirateposting incident at the funeral"
by Coins_s May 29, 2019
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pirate black

“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”
by Dr._Mario April 21, 2019
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Pirates eyeball

Drink, a batch of man jizz/semen, a shot of white rum with a pin prick of blood on top served in a shot glass.
Ayyyyeeee this pirates eyeball is salty
by P1990 August 22, 2020
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