His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.
by anonymous June 13, 2022

by Louis Jackson January 23, 2021

by theultimateairbender May 25, 2020

Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.
by Dengi August 21, 2021

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.
by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.
by CactusClay July 27, 2020
