T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the fire—the rest are just T-shirt volunteers.
by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025
Get the T-shirt volunteermug. Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
by Permanenthursday@gmail.com January 23, 2010
Get the Trash shirtmug. When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Get the T Shirt Tuckmug. "Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023
Get the closeted shirtmug. Chris Brown chiefed on Rihana.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.
by LivinIlluminatiLife February 4, 2013
Get the Chiefin Shirt Meaningmug. an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"
Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf
Peter: Ok then
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf
Peter: Ok then
by quantuman April 16, 2010
Get the macchiato-shirtmug. in white supremacist circles, someone not fully devoted to the cause: not a brownshirt or a blackshirt.
by mjxwn2019 December 14, 2020
Get the Shirtmug.