by TheSonicGoodFans August 12, 2018
Get the sanic speedmug. Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.
People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!
by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025
Get the Speedmug. A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
Get the Speed Runnermug. when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug. Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars May 8, 2018
Get the high-speed garbagemug. A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025
Get the Speed Limit Partymug. by awhedodne124 March 19, 2022
Get the fin speedmug.