Muffin Loaf

The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?

Dogg she said I could do anything so I busted out the muffin loaf

by who loves orange soda August 21, 2009

shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.

J.C is a Shiat muffin.

by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005

Buck Muffin

A muffin of mysterious origin, most commonly located in the vicinity of a "Pork Fritter".

Can you Buck Fuck a Buck Muffin?

It depends on how long the Buck Muffin has been sitting out!

by Patrick McCloskey March 23, 2004

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

by Clagnuts December 30, 2013

Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010